Want to know what to get Dad for Father’s Day for 2019?
WARNING: Dad Jokes contained within - any laughter experienced will be purely coincidental. Jokes may be used against women and children so approach with caution.
For a start, don't get him anything with Velcro, it's a complete rip off (you didn't even see that one coming did you!)
OK, let’s move on quickly, we've got the answer for your Father’s Day question, and you can even get FREE Standard Shipping delivery for orders over $99 anywhere in Australia.
Here's a quick list of our top selling products for Father’s Day around Australia.
But before we get into it, if you've got small children who should be sleeping now, you might want to call the police because they're resisting a rest!
Here's the top 10...
An ex-convict; James Squire was never a man to let life simply pass by; and with a little luck, plenty of charm and skill, his success as Australia's first brewer is still celebrated and enjoyed by today's generations of beer lovers.
Includes everything you didn’t know you needed! And NOW, you may call yourself the Barbeque Guru.
A game-changing Father’s Day gift if ever we saw one. The traditionally predictable gift of beers and/or a pair of quirky socks, have been combined for the delightful Father’s Day Surprise that is, (you guessed it!) the revolutionary Beer Socks!
Most of us were sceptical at the end of 2015, when Donald Trump declared, “I'm very highly educated. I know words. I know the best words!” But perhaps this book will prove that he was right all along!
Cook it more, more, more! How do ya like it? How do ya like it? A good steak is like a work of art, when grilled to (each individual person’s preference of) perfection. Make no mistake at the next BBQ as to who’s is who’s or if Uncle Ron said medium well or medium rare.
Because the only 5 O’clock shadow you need while travelling, is the one your beer makes at sunset on a white, sandy beach.
Wish Dad a Happy Father’s Day with one of our best-selling hampers, the Red Wine & Nibbles. With a luxurious selection of mouth-watering gourmet treats plus the Robert Oatley Shiraz from a 5 Star Rated Vineyard, this jam-packed hamper is something to be enjoyed with each other.
You’ll have your next camping trip always planned; A gift that keeps on giving in the form of cooking up a feast and priceless time spent with friends and family, in the beautiful Aussie outdoors.
A gift that is a direct reflection of our dear Dad; Smooth, classy, sweet and above all, aged (the older it is the better it gets!). Product Disclosure: Contents of hamper is known to increase likelihood of Dad Dancing.
Our beer hampers are the perfect gift hamper for those who enjoy adventuring the world via unique beer brews and blends; and every beer lover we know does! Packed beautifully imagine their joy when they discover the gourmet beers waiting inside for them.
I did a test the other day to compare our delivery versus Amazon, because we now offer Same Day Sydney delivery and Next Day Australia-wide delivery including Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth. So, I ordered a chicken and an egg, I'll let you know which comes first (please, make me stop!).
We have the best customer service in the country and if you need anything, feel free to pick up the phone because we'd love to help you! I know you love to text and it’s weird talking to a human but we are here to help and make sure Dad gets his gift on time and is very happy.
OK, last one...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?